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I love these holiday parties
How’s the job? How’s the 401K?
Getting cornered by my old pastor
Demanding answers about my lost faith
Oh great. I think that’s my ex and she’s here with some guy I hate
Named Greg who’s a lawyer
All I want
Is a chance to slip outside
Yeah, I’d trade in all my gifts to go get high
I swear I won’t care
If I end up all alone
And all I got for Christmas was stoned
Another family gathering (why god why?)
With all these people whose names I don’t know
I couldn’t tell you how we’re all related
But I could tell you who’s here just for show
Oh no. Now someone’s drunk uncle just used some words he don’t know
Are super fucking racist (oh c’mon he fucking knows)
All I want
Is a chance to slip outside
Yeah, I’d trade in all my gifts to go get high
I swear I won’t care
If I end up all alone
And all I got for Christmas was stoned
And all I got for Christmas was stoned
Stoned on sativa (Not Indica)
All I got for Christmas was stoned (Higher than the top of the tree)
All I got for Christmas was stoned (Please stop talking to me)
[Ho, ho, ho this party fucking blows]
All I got for Christmas was stoned (Santa, suck my dick)
All I got for Christmas was stoned (This room’s full of pricks)
All I got for Christmas was stoned (I’m about to smoke the mistletoe up in this bitch)
All I got for Christmas was stoned
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Christmas Day
03:01
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Christmas Time
01:39
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Christmas time is here
So grab a beer and hang with friends
I hope this season never ends
It's the only thing getting me through this year
I've been stuck in this house for what seems like an eternity
I guess it's time to hang the lights and decorate the tree
A distraction from what's not become the new normal reality
Let's cuddle under blankets with the Yule Log on TV
Christmas time is here
So grab a beer and hang with friends
I hope this season never ends
It's the only thing getting me through this year
We've been Home Alone and Scrooged all year
Christmas Vacation's what we need
If you don't let The Grinch steal it
You might find Love Actually
Christmas time is here
So grab a beer an hang with friends
I hope this season never ends
It's the only thing getting me through this year
Christmas time is here
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Hung the stockings and the lights
Kris Kringle rides tonight
Celebrating Christmas Eve
Rudolph is guiding sleighs
While A Charlie Brown Christmas plays
Celebrating Christmas Eve
Baked cookies for Santa myself
Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf
Celebrating Christmas Eve
Can't believe my luck
Grandma sent me 20 bucks
Celebrating Christmas Eve
Ho Ho Hoooooo!
Snow!
Christmas Eve
Christmas Eve
Christmas Eve
Christmas Eve
Hot cocoa and candy canes
Favorite ornaments on display
Celebrating Christmas Eve
The fruitcake is super hard
Blow up snowman in my yard
Celebrating Christmas Eve
Christmas Eve x10000
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Lamonta Sacramento, California
Straight-up pop punk from Sacramento, CA. Catchy. Fast. Spicy. Let's party.
Lamonta recommends:
Hook after crooning hook
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Hook after super clever hook
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Super good pop punk from Sacramento
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